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Sexual activity and earthquakes both create new life. Nine months after any big
earthquake, there is a spike in the number of births. There were a big series of
quakes in New Zealand on the 14th of November 2016. "Bishop" Tamaki claimed
these quakes were caused by the sexual deviancies of local inhabitants. But take
note of how many babies are born in this region around the 14th of August 2017.

D Saki and Suzuki from A7 Tokyo Thought Aotearoa was the D place to go For a pretty church wedding - near the G mountain snow And a D week in a A7 hotel D bed                 And they're...                 shaking, they're A7 quaking, D ...Zuki's back is G aching         They're a D shakin' an' a A7 quakin' an' a D snakin', near t'  G breaking         An' they D never A7 seem t' D stop         An' they D never A7 seem t' D stop         No, they D never A7 seem t' D stop Old Bill Connor - at eighty three S'got a mail order bride - just as pretty as can be She's married him - for his property Cos she thinks he'll soon be dead         "OK! EVERYBODY SINGING - AND SHAKING"                 But they're...                 shaking, they're  quaking, ... old Bill's baby making         They're a shakin' an' a quakin' an' a snakin', near t' breaking         An' they never seem t' stop         No, they never seem t' stop This college lad - is in misery He can't get rid - of his virginity His mother's best friend says - leave it to me And she takes him to the cougar's den         And they're...                 shaking, they're  quaking, ...  this couger isn't faking         They're a shakin' an' a quakin' an' a snakin', near t' breaking         An' they never seem t' stop         No, they never seem t' stop Tom Dick and Harry - are so happy and gay In their beachside suite - for a holiday And naughty games - they like to play In their spa and king-sized bed         ...strange noises emanating Taranaki Tim - has a Southdown wether Dressed up in a harness - of kinky leather He leads it round - with a silken tether That he ties to the end of his bed                 ...that mutton's makin' bacon Down at Kaikoura - there's a girl called Lida She swam out to sea - to be a whale rider. A big bull whale - tried to slide inside her And a quake shook the ocean bed                 ... a tsunami's in the making         See that big bloke there - he's the competition judge Where I've entered this song - just to give him a nudge I hope he doesn't - hold any grudge Cos' I'm taking his wife to bed And we're...                 shaking, we're quaking, ... sweet music we are making         We're a shakin' an' a quakin' an' a snakin', near t' breaking         And we never seem t' stop         No, we never seem t' stop         There's another aftershock         Hey, it's my turn back on top         Oh rock me baby, rock         Did you say its five-o-clock?         ......What time does he get home from work?         ......Oh God !         Quick, where's my trousers......