SOME BITS OF OLD ADS

WHICH HAVE BEEN HAUNTING DON COULDREY

(& LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE)

FOR YEARS...

Very incomplete, and probably very wrong, here's my (WITH GREAT ASSISTANCE FROM OTHERS) memory back catalogue of 70s and 80s New Zealand TV advertisements' jingles, slogans, etc.

Having moved back to NZ in 1999, after being away for 10 years, seeing new ads for old brand names prompted me to commit this lot to web before my memories are over-written by the new.

It's been an incredible temptation to make comments about these as I type them in, but they should be left unscathed. Created 29/9/99. Last updated 3/7/02.
In no particular order...


CRUNCHIE. 
Life's a whole long journey, boy.
Before you grow too old,
Don't miss the opportunity to strike a little gold.
Out West the folks are crossing you.
The way to make them stop,
Is to quick draw your Crunchie bar and
Fill them full of choc.

Have a Crunchie
Hokey pokey bar
Crazy Crunchie
Hokey pokey bar.

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses,
Were mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing.
Having lunch in the sun.
But Hugo and I were having none.
In the back seat, we sat, getting thinner.
A rumbling cry.
"Give us Kentucky Fried."
Time for dinner. So Dad stopped the car,
And Hugo said "You go", but I said "No, you go"
And soon he was back with a pack.
And Dad hit the track.
And we ate in the back feeling better inside
A drive isn't funny with an empty tummy.
Thanks goodness for Kentucky Fried.

BASF CASSETTES
Dear John,
Oh how I hate to write.
Dear John,
I must let you know tonight,
That my love for you has gone,
So I'm sending you this song.
Tonight I'm with another.
You'll like him John,
He's your brother.
So adieu to you forever.
Dear John.

CHESDALE CHEESE (with Ches & Dale)
We are the boys from down on the farm
We really know our cheese
There's much better value in chesdale
It really aims to please.
Chesdale slices thinly
Never crumbles
There's no waste,
And boy it's got a mighty taste.
Chesdale Cheese.
It's finest cheddar, made better.

KABOTA TRACTORS
Over hills,
Over plains,
Through the mud and in the rain,
Your Kabota keeps rolling along.

YOPI YOGHURT
Hello Mudda, hello Fadda
How's my darling little brudda?
Things are good here in Wainui, they got xxxx and a boy who's really screwy
They got girls here and they hate me and I bet they'd never date me
And the food here that they feed you, there's a son here who really really needs you
Take me home oh Mudda Fadda, take me....

Wait a minute, they've got Yopi
Boys are smiling, girls aren't stroppy
Strawberry, chocolate and vanilla
And a seat for me right next to Wendy Miller
This stuff is creamy, this stuff is tasty
I may have been a trifle hasty
Sun is shining, gee that's better
Mudda, Fadda kindly disregard this letter.

TIP TOP TRUMPET
'I once bought an ice cream for a girl named Fay, 
Till Roger the bully stole them both away
But now that I'm grown-up look what I've got 
- it's a trumpet Fay and it's made by Tip Top 
   It's the finest ice cream that money can buy.
 It's got chocolate and nuts, six flavours to try.
 It's the treat for the big boys I told her, and then, and then...
Oh lordy, it's Roger again! 
One day, Roger Fitch, one day...!
 
PEPSIDENT TOOTHPASTE
You'll wonder where the yellow went,
When you brush your teeth with Pepsident.

WINDOWLENE?
No mess, Charlie!

NZTC
- Hey mate, you know where Victoria falls are?
- Somewhere near Taupo innit?
- Don't leave town till you've seen the country!
 
GEDDES DENTISTS 
Broke my dentures, broke my dentures,
Woe is me, what shall I do ?
Take them into Mr. Geddes,
and he'll fix them just like new.

Whats the address,whats the address, 
Hurry please and tell me do ?
Upper Queen St, on the corner,
And the number's 492.

VICTA LAWN MOWERS
Zip on the do-da zip up and away.
When it's a Victa it starts right away.
Whether it's sunshine or whether it's rain,
When mowing with Victa, you'll zip through the day.

BANANAS
Barbecue bananas are beaut'

NESCAFE
Was that some Pink Floyd music off Dark Side of the Moon they used to use? The wailing woman backing vocal.

BIO LUVIL
Other Pink Floyd music off Dark Side of the Moon? Bubbly sound at the start of one of the tracks.

LITE BREAD
Munch at brunch.
Crunch at lunch.
No crummy crumble.
No tummy rumble.
It's the right size.
Even bite size.
Light weight.
Bite mate.
You're gonna love light bread.

DATSUN
Datsun does it, <doobie, doobie, doobie doobie>

BELL TEA
Oh yes we've got Bell tea bags with that famous Bell Tea flavour.
Bell tea bags for your teapot or your cup.
Oh we've got Bell tea bags for that feel-alive flavour.
They're for your teapot or your cup.

NEWMANS COACHLINES
This is your cleaner speaking, and welcome aboard your Newmans liner to XXX.
Hi Kids, OK?
Oh madam your shawl!
Yes sir, real sheepskin.
When you go with Newmans, you go with friends.

ATLANTIC PETROL
Look out for the big A station.

GRIFFINS GINGERNUTS
Griffins gingernuts are so spice-ee
Made from old English recipe
There's no gingernuts tastes quite he same
Ask for Griffins gingernuts by name.
G for genuine ginger from Jamaica
G for green pack
G for Griffins
Ask for Griffins Gingernuts by name.

SUNDAY NEWS
...the people's paper, get it while it's hot.

VASELINE HAIR TONIC & CONDITIONER
Never thought I'd see the day.
My son using Brylcream
This isn't Brylcream Dad, It's Vaseline Hair Tonic & Conditioner.
...Well Dad, you've got your opinion, and I've got mine.

XXXX (SHAMPOO)
With...
Body!
Bounce!
Stoyle! (sic)

QANTAS
...famous Aussie beers
Qantas you don't know the meaning of the word 'economy'.

ROAD SAFETY
In less than thirty seconds this girls life will never be the same.
Her face will show the scars for xxxxx xxxxx.
But that's not so bad.
She will be in crutches for xxxx xxxx.
But that's not so bad.
What really hurts, is that this is the last thing that she will ever see.

MELO YELLOW
That annoying song.

PIXIE CARAMEL
Any last requests?
A pixie caramel?
Little does he know that the chewy centre of Pixie Caramel will last...
Xxxx

JIF
Cleans and shines without harsh scratching.
Cleans with the power of liquid lightning.

PALMOLIVE LIQUID
Do you know you're soaking in it?

CLAYTONS
... And now we can all get some sleep.
Good one xxxx, what'll you have?
Xxx top shelf xxx

WET ONES
Pop up a Wet One!

WHITCOLLS
More more more more more.
Whitcolls: More than a book store.

STUBBIES
He's my man but he's one of the boys
In his stubbies, stubbies.
He's wearing the name that's making all of the noise
It's those stubbies, stubbies.
And what makes him kind of fit
Into any crowd,
It's that name on his hips,
And he's oh so proud.
Some days he won't wear
Any other brand of gear
But his stubbies. Stubbies.

RADIO WINDY

I love music, Windy Music.
Switch me on.

ETA MAYONNAISE
Eta mayonnaise is instant.
(repeat ad infinitum)

SANITARIUM
The people who believe that food should not only taste good,
but that it should be good for you.

MORO
Get more go on Moro.

RICE RISOTTO
Got your rice risotto?
Got your rice risotto?
Got your rice risotto?
Got your rice risotto?
Got your rice risotto?
Nearly forgot your rice risotto-o-o-o!

HUNTLY & PALMERS CREAM CRACKERS
Keep 'em by the bread bin.

NATIONAL BANK VISA (might be a few ads mixed up here)
XXXXX?
Buy some flowers that's nice, but you check with the wife 
oh, oh , oh
National Bank visa comes to the play
You don't even have to pay
XXX?
When you want some clothes to wear, but your pocket's full of air - ho ho ho 
National Bank Visa comes to the fore, and you're dressed in a beautiful way...
Zip - zap, National Bank Visa,
In the most delightful way.
Zip - zap National Bank Visa,
Means you've got it when you want it.

NORTHERN UNITED BUILDING SOCIETY
Twice as much
Twice as much
It's the great new way to make your savings really pay.
It's the savings plan that's so far sighted.
Twice as much,
From Northern United.

TIP TOP BREAD
G-o-o-d on you Mum,
Tip Top's the one!
Tip Top bread for everyone.

EXPLORAIR (with H. Morrison)
I've been everywhere man,
I've been Explorair.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
I've holidayed everywhere.
Fiji, Australia, Bali, India (?)...xxxx.

HAVE A GO!
Try it now.
Do it more.
Things you've never done before.
Say G'day, anyway, have a go.
Have a go.
Have a go.
Have a go!

And there was another health/fitness one, where a woman in a bar responded to whether she still played (squash?) that "No, I do a little crystal gazing instead", as she jiggled her glass containing some ice, but I can't remember any more, yet.

TIP TOP CHOC BAR
Tip Top Choc Bar.
Made for chocolate lovers.
Chocolate on the outside.
Chocolate on the inside.
Creamy vanilla and coconut too.

LOTTO
Roll, roll, roll, roll. Lotto's a ball.
 
LOTTO
We're in the money

POST OFFICE HANDI BOXES
Too easy!

MAZDA LIGHT BULBS
Down in the factory where the lights come from
The Mazda man puts his thinking cap on.
And he made a light.
A wonder light.
And he called it Mazda Wonder Light.
Then he took the boxes to the shops.
With different colours on the tops.
Now you can tell what Watt you've got.
Now you can tell what Watt you've got.
That's bright.. That's light..
That's Mazda Wonder Light.
  There's no bulb that's brighter - than a Mazda Wonder Light.  

SUBARU JUSTY
A car right for the city.
Subaru Justy.
A car that's mighty pretty.

HONDA CITY
'Downtown, driving in my new car, 
Heads turn say you treat me like a star.
Hot Child Honda City.
Running wild and looking pretty.

HUDSON'S SHREWSBURY BISCUITS (What ever happened to Cookie Bear, and Hudson's for that matter?) (I found out - the actor's son contacted me!)
XXX

They find it thrilling to see what's the filling  - (children chant: Shrewsberry)
The biscuit with flavour and XXXX to savour - (children chant: Shrewsberry) 
So hurry scurry... get your Schrewsberry now
... Dum-de-do
Only Hudson's make Shrewsbury.

GRIFFINS TOASTIE BISCUITS
Griffins Toasties really make the grade.

BIC'S LITTLE THINGS
Big things needn't cost a lot,
Some of the best things in life cost so little.
Bic things never cost a lot
You use them again and again:
The pen that you write with,
The lighter you light with,
The shaver so quick -
Another great bic.
So pick the one that's right for you.
The bic things in life cost so little!

PINKY BARS
Pinky bars are right on top.
You're sure to like them because they've got
Marshmello coated in chocolate too.
Pinky is the bar for you.

XXXX MEN'S CLOTHING
(Husband to wife, on opening gift from her)
Pyjamas? How useful!

CITRIVITE
The great taste vitamin C

HALIBORANGE
... Bouncing Haliborange

YELLOW PAGES
- I've found it your Majesty
- Where James? Where? Somewhere near Australia?
- No, in the yellow pages.

MILO
Energy is all it takes,
And that's the difference Milo makes.
What a way to learn.
Give the kid a turn.
Enery to burn.
It's marvellous what a difference milo makes.
What a difference milo makes.
Energy to burn.

TERRITORIAL ARMY (funnily enough, to the tune of 'Born to be wild')
Get your motor running,
Get out on the highway.
Looking for adventure,
Or what ever comes our way.
Territorial part-time soldiers.
Doing more than a nine to five.
Full share in a XXXXXX

really coming alive.


AIR FORCE
We've joined the RNZAF,
To build a sound career.
To do a job and to play our part,
Protecting what is dear.
Airborne, we are airborne.
Flying high like an eagle xxxx
We're airborne.

FRESH UP (with John Walker)
It's got to be good for you

JUST JUICE
Pure fruit; Pure taste.

LV MARTIN & SON
It's the putting right that counts.
And if it's not put right, theen ask for me:
Alan Martin.
LV Martin & Sons.
Your Fisher & Paykel Dealer.

SMURFS / BP
BP's the one place on earth, you get service with a smurf.

LISTERINE
Mrs. XXX, she calls me flower, don't you sweetheart.
It's the taste people hate - twice a day.

WEEBLES
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

XXX BRAND OF UNDERWEAR
One day, you're gonna get caught.
One day, you're gonna get caught.
One day, you're gonna get caught with your pants down.

SWARFEGA
...Printers' ink.
Used sump oil...

MILKY BAR
The milky bar kid only eats what's right.
Milky bar is creamy white.
The creamiest milk.
The whitest bar.
The goodness that's in Milky Bar.
Nestles milky bar.       (& no hint of an accent on Nestlé's final e)


SPARKLES
Me oh my I like the sparkles very much.
Me oh my I think they're something grand.
Three fruity flavours they taste yummy.
Many sparkling XXXX just for you.
Me oh my I like the sparkles.

SPARKLES
We love to sparkle
We love to shine
We love to sparkle

We sparkle all the time
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
Sparkle all the time
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
Sparkle all the time
Yes we love to sparkle
We love to shine
We love to sparkle
We sparkle all the time

SWEETACRES MILKSHAKES
Who likes milkshakes?
We like milkshakes.
Who loves milkshakes?
We love milkshakes.
Sweetacres milkshakes.
Long lasting chewey milkshakes.

TOYOTA
You're so right, you're so right.
You're so very very right.
Toyota.

CHESDALE CHEESE (with Ches & Dale)
We are the boys from down on the farm
We really know our cheese
There's much better value in chesdale
It really aims to please.
Chesdale slices thinly
Never crumbles
There's no waste,
And boy it's got a mighty taste.
Chesdale Cheese.
It's finest cheddar, made better.

and another bit?
It's smooth as silk
Cos we use lots of milk....
Xxxxxxxxxx
Chesdale's sure to please
 
TREE TOPS
Trees go up, and trees come down.  
Trees come in lots of colours (rainbows?)  not just green and brown. 
Tree tops overhead and tree  trunks down below
Living in a tree is gonna make you say that
Everybody living in a tree is OK
 

C    (with Candice Bergman?)
C is playfully unpredictable.
C is me.

TWISTIES (?)
Let's twist again like we did last summer..

GERARD ROOFING TILES
[Singer -- John Rowles]
Go for G,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,Gerard
Go for Gerard and your roof is looking good.
 <woman:> John, that's a great roof!

<JR:> Gerrard!

KIWI BACON
I love Mum because she brings home the bacon.
xxx
...don't forget to bring home the bacon, Mum.

VICTA LAWN MOWERS
Zip on the do-da zip up and away.
When it's a Victa it starts right away.
Whether it's sunshine or whether it's rain,
When mowing with Victa you'll zip through the day.

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT
(the ad with the husband and wife in bed and she whispers to him...)
You promised to paint the house today.

LA-Z-BOY ARMCHAIRS
(Sung by Ray Wolf and possibly Billy T James as well.)
You can rock it, you can roll it,
You can lock the rock and put your feet up.
You can sit right back and really enjoy
Your genuine la-z-boy.

L'EGGS PANTYHOSE ??
There's my Mum - the one with the baggy pantyhose

PEANUT EXTRA
Peanut extra for miles of smiles.

JOCKEY UNDERPANTS
Jockey supported a whole lot of players.
Jockey supported a number of us.
Jockey's been seen in the best dressing rooms,
And after in all the best restaurants.

CAN'T REMEMBER AGAIN!
"Fish for dinner, Jean?"
"That was last night, Mum."
"Some smells do linger."

SNOWTEX TISSUES
Don't carry your cold around in your pocket.

PALMOLIVE SOAP
Pamper it with Palmolive.
Your nose, your XXX, your aching back.
Your XXX, your face, your other place.

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SOME BANK'S PAYROLL SERVICES
(With a guy walking down a street and his cash literally burning a hole in his pocket)

TEFAL APPLIANCES
(With a French woman and Kiwi woman - they correct each other's pronunciation) and it ends with...
-Tefal from 'Zeep'
-Tefal from 'Zip'

CONTINENTAL SAVOURY RICE
Not peas again... no-no-no
Not pumpkin again... no-no-no
Not salad again... no-no-no
It's Continental Savoury Rice"

Savory rice is awfully nice.
It's got XXX  peas and a tiny touch of spice.
There's three different flavours,
And you can make them in a thrice!
Continental Savoury Rice..

TIP TOP TRUMPET
'I once bought an ice cream for a girl named Fay, 
Till Roger the bully stole them both away
But now that I'm grown-up look what I've got 
- it's a trumpet Fay and it's made by Tip Top 
 
 It's the finest ice cream that money can buy.
 It's got chocolate and nuts, six flavours to try.
 It's the treat for the big boys I told her, and then, and then...

Oh lordy, it's Roger again! 
One day, Roger Fitch, one day...!

TIP TOP CHOC BAR
Made for chocolate lovers.
Chocolate on the outside.
Chocolate on the inside.
Creamy vanilla and coconut, too

YOPI YOGHURT
Hello Mudda, hello Fadda
How's my darling little brudda?
Things are good here in Wainui, they got xxxx and a boy who's really screwy
They got girls here and they hate me and I bet they'd never date me
And the food here that they feed you, there's a xxxxx here who really really needs you
Take me home oh Mudda Fadda, take me....
Wait a minute, they've got Yopi
Boys are smiling, girls aren't stroppy
Strawberry, chocolate and vanilla
And a seat for me right next to Wendy Miller
This stuff is creamy, this stuff is tasty
I may have been a trifle hasty
Sun is shining, gee that's better
Mudda, Fadda kindly disregard this letter


FORD TELSTAR

When I drive, drive drive you 
You're my winning formula 
When I drive drive drive you're my star 
When I drive, drive drive you 
You're my winning formula 
When I drive drive drive you you're my Ford Telstar

MALT & RYE CRACKERS
(Western scene, 2 cowboys in hut)
Malt.
Rye.
Hows the big smoke?
Weird, They got automobiles.
Automobiles? what size bullets do they take?
...And these.
What for?
For Eatin'
[LOUD CRUNCH]
What was that?!
[Cut to the 2 having a gunfight with unseen others through window]
Well Malt, we're famous at last.

CONTINENTAL CUP OF SOUP

What's yours Dad?
BEEF

LOTSA NOODLES
What have you got?
Lotsa noodles
Yeah but what's it called?
Lotsa noodles!


SOMETHING OR OTHER?! (this one from a contributor, but not known to me, yet)
colour me spectra - come what may
colour me spectra - all the way
colour me spectra - big and bold 
colour me spectra - hot and cold


BATA BULLET SHOES
Cap, shoes, Bata Bullets.

BRITISH PAINTS
(with Rolf Harris)
Trust British Paints - Sure Can.
(And I still do the hand-tap tin lid movements every time I paint!)

LANDS FOR BAGS
Where'd I get my bag?
'Lands for Bags', of course.
 

LEMON & PAEROA
It's Lemon and Paeroa weather,
Time to get together.
Long drinks, short drinks.
You'll agree its sparkling L&P
 

A FORGOTTEN BREAD COMPANY
(With Tim Shadbolt?)
We bake 'em here.
We bake 'em there.
From Auckland to...
...Cathedral square.  (Cathedral Where?)...


A TRAVEL COMPANY  (this one from a contributor, but not known to me, yet)
The bus-driver attempt to have the tourists recite the longest town name in NZ 
- ie. "Temata" (tomata) "whaka" (whakka) "tangiana" (tunnggiunnng) "ko-au-au" etc...

NAPISAN
My mum uses Napisan... Napisan?
All the time... kills them natsy germs
Where? ... you know where!


FROSTY BOY (I can't actually remember exactly what sort of cold sweet cold thing this was!)
Frosty Boy, Frosty Boy,
The things he brings are packed with joy 
Your tastebuds will start to tingle
When you hear his happy jingle.
 
TOYOTA (still turning out great brand ads today)
(with some American TV guy called XXX Davidson?)
That's incredible
 
BOURNVITA
Better, better, better by far, 
Bournvita better by far.
 

NZI  INSURANCE ?
Who stole the telly? (squawked by a parrot!)
Who stole the telly?
Morris was very depressed
(cue jaws music)

KIT KAT
(I believe this was an Aussie ad shown here - an eagle eyed mate noticed the money is Aussie $)
(Old couple working in ATM, sharing a Kit Kat; customer mis-keys PIN)
there's that lovely young man again
(ATM dispenses $ & KK Wrapper)

PALMOLIVE SOAP
Don't Wait to be told.
You need PalmOlive Gold.
 
TOYOTA (!?)
eh,eh, Bruce-ie
 

TOYOTA
Barry Crump: Take a look at this one Scotty. Hop in, I'll give you a ride.
Don't worry Scotty, they've got a good track in here now.
Terrified Scotty: Er......Barry...........
Barry Crump; Relax Scotty ( as truck goes up 45 degree hill)...........
 

HELP - NO IDEA.  
It's worth a crack Nigel, Nigel?
 
HELP - NO IDEA.  
Hey you, these are my burger rings, so why don't you just go home. Choice.
 
FENCE PAINT??
"What happened to it?"
"Fell off." 
"Still is"
 

SNOWTEX TISSUES
(Sneeze) Bless you!! There's no cleaner way,
Snowtex wipes it away, sooooftleeeeeeee.
 
DULUX HOUSE PAINT
We know a house upon a hill painted with Dulux Timbacryl,
Country colours, what a sight
Red browns and greens and a clean clean white
And the house on the hill is Timbacryl!
 

BRUT33 AFTERSHAVE
Adam and Eve used to get on swell
'Til Eve ribbed Adam about his smell
Then Eve said "Adam, splash this on"
And Autumn came and their leaves were gone...
Where, where, where would you be without Brut 33
(Wasn't there also a bit featuring Napoleon & Josephine?)
Upper Queen St, on the corner,
And the number's 492.
 
HIP-HI PANTYHOSE (is there any other sort?)
Doesn't matter if you're 11 or 30
You're going to look so might purty
In your long legged boots(?) 
And your itty bitty skirt
And your hip-hi panty hose!
(featuring the Hamilton County Bluegrass Band)
 

TAN-OL 
(Tune: Lilli Bolero)
To keep all your floors and furniture clean,
Always use Tan-Ol Polishing Cream

CHOYSA TEA
Ask the man on the crane,
Ask anybody the same,
And you'll see they all agree on Choysa tea.
 
ULTIMATE ELECTRICAL 
Ultimate, for TV and radio,
Ultimate, for everything electrical,
Pop-up toaster, tea and coffee done,
Ironing is easy, and cooking is fun!
When you fill your home with Ultimate.
 
PERSIL LAUNDRY POWDER
Someone's mum just doesn't know
What someone's mum really ought to know.
What someone's mum better get to know
Is Persil washes whiter.
 
HOLEPROOF SOCKS
Everybody's wearing them, Holeproof Socks.

MILK?
A farmer called Murray is bringing his cows in, 
and one of the cows says "morning Murray" and he replies "morning girls".
 
COLGATE TOOTHPASTE
Tough teeth Mrs Marsh?
XXX
"Fluoride gets in like the liquid gets into this chalk" 
- "Oooooh, it really does get in!"
 

EUROPA PETROL
XXXXX
Clean burning Europa
XXXXX
 

WILDERNESS CARAVANS 
The great indoors for the great outdoors
(and a morepork hoots right at the end.
 

PALMOLIVE SOAP
Guy reaches under the sheet and finds a cake of soap...
Guy     "Any idea who might of put this in the bed"
Girl    "It's a cake of soap"
Guy     "Palmolive Gold"
Girl    "Oh"

POLAR POP
I'm the polar pop bear, polar pop, polar pop... 
AC DELCO
Riding along in my automobile.
My baby beside me at the wheel.
AC Delco's where it's at.
For plugs and points and thermostats.
The only place you need to go.
AC Delco XXXXXXXXX.

 
RINSO SOAP POWDER
Rinso Rinso
What you gonna do-ee-oh
Rinso Rinso
Where you gonna go-ee-oh
Rinso Rinso
You're off down the road
Off down the road
To xxxxxxxxx -oh"


CHOCOLATE BEANIES
Don't be a meanie give us some beanies

 

Acknowledgements: 
(Some sent one line or a single word correction, others sent 5 full scripts - thanks so much, one and all!!)

Ray Cooper
Reon & Sarah J
Pete McGhee
Gavin H Browne
G Swain
Redback Original
Brian J Wholohan
Megan Wilkins
Andrew Collins
Brendan Lochead
Gerry Randall
Tania JK
Dean Lock
Edward Brackenbury-Gray
Mark (Clint the dog)
Louise Seaver
Brendon Tarrant
Rochelle Laurence
Geoff Hawke
Brendan Marshall
Kirsty Brown
Pete Day
Janet (&K)
Norm Cole
Sharleen & Chris
Brian Wheatley
Mark Jensen 
Dex Muir
Chris Ogle
S Williamson (Studio One)
Angela Kokshoorn
Justin Knight
Tony Carmody 
Steve Meadows
Weta (bugnz)
Pene (Leadbeater?)
Lee McArthur
Ian Coad
Lauren (Jazzfan)
Rice Free (belly) 
Steph Phillips
Barry Shepherd
Stephanie Phillips - who performed the KFC ad at a conference!
Simon Spearman
"Bruce" (Anne Markey?)
Vicki Jackways
"law"
Aaron Anderson
Ross Penman
Julia Carr
Jim & Liz Fisher
"Vipor256"
Rachel Meyrick
Peter Rameson
Ben Cockcroft
Heather Pointon
Hazel Sinclair