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The Posthole Song

 
Tim Campbell / John Archer       1986



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In the 1980s, fellow PN Folk Club member Tim Campbell was working as a shunter at the Milson Yards in Palmerston North. His boss annoyed him by making him continually re-arrange dozens of empty goods wagons  in numerical sequence. So Tim told the yards' fancy new computer system to take non-existent loads of 'postholes' on these wagons to now non-existent rural railway stations that had recently been closed as the railways adapted to faster, longer-distance cartage of goods. It took months to sort out the paperwork for the "missing goods"!



C
My name's Sam and I'm a shunter;
Out at Am Milson I work wonders
As we F shuffle rakes of C wagons to and G fro   
But C lately it's been tragic,       
For des-Am-pite computer magic
Those F goods won't go where G7 goods-trains used to C go!




Chorus;
                                              
For they're F closing all the country sidings C dow-ou-oun
G Tearing all the tracks out from the C grou-F-ou- C-ound
F What am I going to do?
To C get these postholes Am through?
Since they're D7 closing all the G7 country sidings C down.


"Here's five hundred prefab postholes,
For a Mangaweka farmer
,"
I wrote on some empty wagons in the yard.
"But they've built the deviation,
And closed old 'Weka station,
So we took them to Taihape,
" said the guard.





I sent postholes through the gorge,
To a fencer at Oringi,
But a phone call came from Dannevirke to say:
"Well, your wagons have arrived,
But we can't find a thing inside!
You'd better make a claim for postholes right away!
"


Then I thought I'd try again,
With some holes to Bonny Glen,
But they only got as far as Marton Yards,
Where they sent them on by road,
A whole truck and trailer load,
Now I've got to pay the double
handling charge.
Chorus


Then a cocky back of Westmere
Said "Me postholes never got here"
Others turned up cracked and broken: clogged with sand.
That's why from Newman to Okoia
And up back near Mangahuia,
They've gone back to digging
postholes out by hand.


Chorus x 2,
then steam train noises, fading......




  NIMT Electrification

The North Island Main Trunk required diesel engines to haul heavy trains to an altitude of 800 metres, using much fuel. The oil shocks of the 1970s impelled the Government to electrify the central mountain section of the NIMT.

Work was completed in 1988. Before the 25,000 volt line was strung up, dozens of little-used railway sidings were removed, the line was straightened, and the ancient station-master-phone-and-paper control system was replaced by fibre-optic cables and computers.
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