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Oh, water and coal, let the black smoke roll
Down to the Coalgate Station.
For Truman Jones I'll rattle my bones,
Half across creation.
For Truman Jones is the man who owns
All the big black tractions,
His yard he fills with big red mills
And other such contraptions.
Now as a boy in his employ
I steered a big black Fowler
And the man who drove was a big rough cove
By the name of Bill the Growler.
Once old Bill was drinking his fill
Down in the Coalgate boozer
When Greasy Jim challenged him
(the drinks were on the loser)
To hit the pace and run a race
Around the Coleridge run.
Full of pride, and beer beside,
Our Bill he shouted, 'Done!
I'll tell you man, my old steam can
Has never been outrun.'
We were on our way at the break of day,
Four trucks of coal behind us.
But mark my words, as early birds
Jim and his boy outshined us. For Jim's own lad steered for his dad
—he too was an early starter.
As we topped the ridge from the Selwyn bridge
They were crossing the Hororata.
'Let them set the pace, let them make the race,'
Bill growled into his beard.
'It's coming back the pace will crack,
Of the end I am not a-feared.'
At Logan's trees we met the breeze
A real ol' cold nor'-wester,
And she did blow right off the snow
Your eyes ran tears to breast her.
We chugged away all through the day,
And Jim and the lad did lead us.
We camped that night when the stars were bright,
And still they did precede us.
And on the morrow much to our sorrow,
The wind still kept a-roaring.
When we did arrive at the Coleridge drive,
Jim and the boy were snoring,
But Bill did scheme to save our steam,
And we fell to humping coal.
While the pale moon rode we changed our load
And then did homeward roll.
By the break of day we were well away
And the others yet unloaded.
When Greasy Jim knew we'd tricked him
They say he fair exploded.
Now the Acheron ford was deep and broad,
Bill faced it like a hero,
But our wheels went down and our fires did drown
And our pressure sank to zero.
Bill's eyes went red, but he kept his head,
He neither cussed nor swore,
Though I can say where he spat that day
The grass don't grow no more.
But Mr Jones both outfits owns And no matter what Jim feels,
He pulls us out with a laugh and a shout
Then he shows us a clean pair of heels.
As we kindle our fire he piles his higher
And rolls off down the track
He grins to his ears, he laughs and jeers,
And waves a rope's end back.
With a murderous frown, Bill screws her down,
Says, 'Let the blighter bust!
I'll put things right ere I sleep to-night
I'll eat nobody's dust.'
I was steering her soon by a pale young moon
And a flicker of lantern light
For Jim and his lad had once been had,
And nobody slept that night.
At the break of day they blocked our way
And steered a zigzag course
From gravel to grass we could not pass;
Bill swore till he was hoarse.
They thought it joke as we ate their smoke
To the corner called 'Shut the Gate',
Then the long way round by bridge and town
Went Jim—not tempting fate.
'It's here we choose to win or lose,'
Wild Bill the Growler roared,
'We'll try our luck, we'll give it a buck!
We'll go down through the ford!'
Will the river be high? Will the ford run dry?
Who knows the Hororata?
Will the river be low? Is it safe to go?
I shout, 'I'll be a starter!'
So shovel in coal, make the big smoke roll,
The Fowler barked like a dog.
She rocked and rolled in that morning cold
As we ran through the river fog.
Oh! the race is run, it's lost or won,
For luck is always fickle.
Jim's just too late, in the Coalgate strait
The river ran a trickle!
So, Truman Jones! He swears and moans
Cos for rules he is a sticker;
But Bill does grin, he loves to win,
And drink old Greasy's liquor!
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