Kiwi
                  songs -  Maori songs -  Home 
                
                 
                    In 2022, sea waters north of
                      New Zealand had warmed to 6°C hotter than usual. Extra
                      evaporation from there led to 10 inches of rain falling in
                      Auckland on the 27th of January, 2023, and two weeks later
                      to a cyclone that dropped heavy rain in the northeast of
                      our country, especially between Gisborne and Hastings.  
                       
                        
                       
                      In the first
                    three hours of the 14th of February, Cyclone Gabrielle
                    dropped 10 inches of rain on denuded high-country slopes
                    behind the Bay, creating flood waters up to 7 metres deep
                    and dumping up to 2 metres of silt on coastal flatland, with
                    the loss of at least 11 lives. 
                  
                 
               
              
                 
                   
              
                
                  
                    Key
                        of G 
                      1.
                      Now D
                        come on all you good keen men 
                      Your G Council's
                      re-zoned land again 
                      Way D down
                      yonder where the willows grow 
                      A G real
                      good place for your crops to go 
                      So E7 put
                      down your cash an' A
                        pick up a loan 
                      Get a D bran'
                      new farm of your G
                        own. 
                       
                          And it's A7
                        one, Eb7
                        two, D
                        three 
                          D7 
                            What're we G
                        workin' for? 
                          Don't ask me, I've D
                        lost all m' land 
                          Grab a shovel an’ D
                      give us a hand 
                          And it's A7
                          five, Eb7
                        six, D
                        seven 
                          D7
                        Rain's still G
                              peltin'
                      down    
                          No we
                        E
                              haven’t got
                      time t' A
                              stand an'
                      frown 
                          Yo D
                              Bro! We’re
                      all gunta' G
                              drown!  
                       
                      
                      
                          No roads on our hills . . .  
                       
                      2. No roads in our
                      hills, no crops on our plains 
                      All washed away when Gabrielle came 
                      We've grown your food, followed your advice 
                      Now's the time to start treating us nice. 
                      If there’s not enough food for us all to be fed   
                      Chur Bro! Lots of yous 'll be dead. 
                       
                      
                      
                        . . . no crops on our plains    
                       
                          And it's one, two, three 
                          What're we workin' for? 
                          Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land  
                          Grab yourself a shovel, give us a hand 
                          And it's five, six, seven 
                          Rain's still bucketing down 
                          No we haven’t got time t' stand an'
                      frown 
                          Look out mate! We're all gunta' drown! 
                       
                       
                      
                        Windy.com's Sunday forecast for 11pm Mon. 
                       
                       3. We looked at
                      Windy Dot Com on Sunday night 
                      Predicting flood levels of incredible height    
                      But the powers-that-be said “It’s quite OK 
                        Gabrielle won’t wash your family away.”  
                      Then our river rose up on Tuesday at dawn 
                      And old friends of mine are now gone. 
                       
                      
                      Then our river rose up . . . Rooftop rescue. 
                          And it's one, two, three 
                          What are we workin' for? 
                          Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land  
                          Grab another shovel, give us a hand 
                          And it's five, six, seven 
                          Rain's still persisting down 
                          No we haven’t got time t' stand an'
                      frown 
                          Matey mate! We’re all gunta' drown 
                       
                      4.  Y' build
                      more factories, y' fell more trees, 
                      More dairy cows, drive as far as y' please 
                      You say there’s been no climate changes 
                      Tell that to us here by the Mamaku Ranges 
                      Those greenhouse gases brought us Gabrielle 
                      All of Godzone's Land’s become hell. 
                       
                          And it's one, two, three 
                          What are we workin' for? 
                          Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land  
                          Grab a shovel an’ give us a hand 
                          And it's five, six, seven 
                          Rain's still ch-chunderin' down 
                          This ain't the time t' stand aroun' an'
                      frown 
                           Au-eeee ! We're all gunta drown!
                       
                              
                      Au-eeeeeeeee! 
                     | 
                   
                
               
              
                  
                          
                  Cyclone Gabrielle  
                 
                In
                  the 1850s, deer from Europe were released onto steep New
                  Zealand high country, for 'sportsmen's trophies.' By the 1930s
                  the deer were so numerous that they were destroying the
                  protective forest cover and causing eroded hill-side gravels
                  to be washed onto the rich soil of lowland farm paddocks. So
                  hundreds of cullers were employed to prevent erosion, by
                  shooting as many deer as possible.  
                 
                 
                
                
                
                
                    
                  But in more recent times, the rain-absorbing protective native
                  forests behind the rich coastal plains of Hawke's Bay and
                  Tairawhiti were destroyed, not by deer, but by irresponsible
                  sheep and pine plantation farmers out to make a quick buck.
                  Alas, the cullers were not allowed to shoot the bad farmers,
                  and in February 2023, there were inevitable consequences.  More
                    about Gabrielle.
                  
                
                
                   Gabrielle's path, powered by hot sea-water 
                 
                The Auckland Floods
                I wrote the first variant of
                  this song in January, parodying land developers who bribed
                  Auckland District Council officials into rezoning known
                  low-lying flood lands as suitable for building houses on,
                  while storm water drains and pipes were allowed to
                  deteriorate.  
                  More
                    about these floods. 
                 
                 
                 2.
                          Well, come on bankers let's move fast 
                      Your
                          big chance has come at last 
                      These
                          poor suckers don't want to rent 
                      Lend
                          them half a million at one per cent 
                      An'
                          when they're up to their necks an' kin hardly survive 
                      You
                          can raise your rate up to five!
                  
                  And
                        it's 1-2-3, what are we working for?
                    Don't
                        ask me, I had to work late
                    Floggin'
                        prefabs in Mangrove Estate
                    And
                        it's 5-6-7, the heavens have opened today
                    Well
                        there ain't no time to wonder why
                    Whoopee!
                        See
                        them all float away.  
                        Full
                          song. 
                       
                 
                
                
                  2009 Council map of known flood-prone South Auckland areas. 
                 
                
                Eddie O'Strange
                 Veteran
                  broadcaster, record producer and songsmith, including a Gold
                  Record, a couple of Number Ones, our capital city's official
                  song, and compositions for recording artists. 
                   
                  Among his many passion projects designed to encourage local
                  song-smithery, his proposal in 1961 to establish "The New
                  Zealand Music Awards" was accepted by the  NZBC resulting
                  in the Loxene Golden Disc award. 
                   
                  Various Australiasian music-related sectors were then
                  persuaded   
                to use Eddie's original proposal
                  as a model for a wide range of awards. Thus the  ARIA
                    awards came into existence.  
                The Recording
                Thanks to all those who gave
                  their time to record the song. 
                  Neil
                    Worboys:
                    Lead Vocal, BVs 
                  Nigel
                    Marshall:
                    Acoustic guitar, BVs 
                  Bill
                    Wood:
                    Resonator guitar, BVs 
                  Peter
                    Gregory: Bass
                    guitar, BVs 
                  Don
                    Franks:
                    Piano 
                  Richard
                    Klein:
                    Fiddle 
                Eddie
                    O’Strange: 
                  Producer [Label:Aotearoa, Zealandia] 
                  Maurice Priestley: Engineer.  
                   
                PriMau
                    Productions +64 21 552 933 
                  
                 
                
                
                        Put onto folksong.org.nz website March 2023 
                       
                
                
                
                  
             |