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Fixin' To Drown
in Hawke's Bay  2023

tune  Country Joe Mcdonald 1968
lyrics 
John Archer   producer Eddie O'Strange   2023
 
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In 2022, sea waters north of New Zealand had warmed to 6°C hotter than usual. Extra evaporation from there led to 10 inches of rain falling in Auckland on the 27th of January, 2023, and two weeks later to a cyclone that dropped heavy rain in the northeast of our country, especially between Gisborne and Hastings.



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n the first three hours of the 14th of February, Cyclone Gabrielle dropped 10 inches of rain on denuded high-country slopes behind the Bay, creating flood waters up to 7 metres deep and dumping up to 2 metres of silt on coastal flatland, with the loss of at least 11 lives.

   
Key of G
1. Now D come on all you good keen men
Your G Council's re-zoned land again
Way D down yonder where the willows grow
A G real good place for your crops to go
So E7 put down your cash an' A pick up a loan
Get a D bran' new farm of your G own.

    And it's A7 one, Eb7 two, D three
    D7  What're we G workin' for?
    Don't ask me, I've D lost all m' land
    Grab a shovel an’ D give us a hand
    And it's A7 five, Eb7 six, D seven
    D7 Rain's still G peltin' down  
    No we E haven’t got time t' A stand an' frown
    Yo D Bro! We’re all gunta' G drown!


  No roads on our hills . . . 
2. No roads in our hills, no crops on our plains
All washed away when Gabrielle came
We've grown your food, followed your advice
Now's the time to start treating us nice.
If there’s not enough food for us all to be fed 
Chur Bro! Lots of yous 'll be dead.


. . . no crops on our plains   
    And it's one, two, three
    What're we workin' for?
    Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land
    Grab yourself a shovel, give us a hand
    And it's five, six, seven
    Rain's still bucketing down
    No we haven’t got time t' stand an' frown
    Look out mate! We're all gunta' drown!

Windy.com's Sunday forecast for 11pm Mon.
3. We looked at Windy Dot Com on Sunday night
Predicting flood levels of incredible height  
But the powers-that-be said “It’s quite OK
Gabrielle won’t wash your family away
.”
Then our river rose up on Tuesday at dawn
And old friends of mine are now gone.


Then our river rose up . . . Rooftop rescue.
    And it's one, two, three
    What are we workin' for?
    Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land
    Grab another shovel, give us a hand
    And it's five, six, seven
    Rain's still persisting down
    No we haven’t got time t' stand an' frown
    Matey mate! We’re all gunta' drown

4.  Y' build more factories, y' fell more trees,
More dairy cows, drive as far as y' please
You say there’s been no climate changes
Tell that to us here by the Mamaku Ranges
Those greenhouse gases brought us Gabrielle
All of Godzone's Land’s become hell.

    And it's one, two, three
    What are we workin' for?
    Don't ask me, I've lost all m' land
    Grab a shovel an’ give us a hand
    And it's five, six, seven
    Rain's still ch-chunderin' down
    This ain't the time t' stand aroun' an' frown
     Au-eeee ! We're all gunta drown!
         Au-eeeeeeeee!


      
Cyclone Gabrielle

In the 1850s, deer from Europe were released onto steep New Zealand high country, for 'sportsmen's trophies.' By the 1930s the deer were so numerous that they were destroying the protective forest cover and causing eroded hill-side gravels to be washed onto the rich soil of lowland farm paddocks. So hundreds of cullers were employed to prevent erosion, by shooting as many deer as possible.

Erosion after Gabrielle.
But in more recent times, the rain-absorbing protective native forests behind the rich coastal plains of Hawke's Bay and Tairawhiti were destroyed, not by deer, but by irresponsible sheep and pine plantation farmers out to make a quick buck. Alas, the cullers were not allowed to shoot the bad farmers, and in February 2023, there were inevitable consequences. More about Gabrielle.

 Gabrielle's path, powered by hot sea-water

The Auckland Floods

I wrote the first variant of this song in January, parodying land developers who bribed Auckland District Council officials into rezoning known low-lying flood lands as suitable for building houses on, while storm water drains and pipes were allowed to deteriorate.
More about these floods.

2. Well, come on bankers let's move fast
Your big chance has come at last
These poor suckers don't want to rent
Lend them half a million at one per cent
An' when they're up to their necks an' kin hardly survive
You can raise your rate up to five!


And it's 1-2-3, what are we working for?
Don't ask me, I had to work late
Floggin' prefabs in Mangrove Estate
And it's 5-6-7, the heavens have opened today
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! See them all float away.
Full song.
2009 Council map of known flood-prone South Auckland areas.

Eddie O'Strange

Veteran broadcaster, record producer and songsmith, including a Gold Record, a couple of Number Ones, our capital city's official song, and compositions for recording artists.

Among his many passion projects designed to encourage local song-smithery, his proposal in 1961 to establish "The New Zealand Music Awards" was accepted by the  NZBC resulting in the Loxene Golden Disc award.

Various Australiasian music-related sectors were then persuaded
to use Eddie's original proposal as a model for a wide range of awards. Thus the ARIA awards came into existence.

The Recording

Thanks to all those who gave their time to record the song.
Neil Worboys: Lead Vocal, BVs
Nigel Marshall: Acoustic guitar, BVs
Bill Wood: Resonator guitar, BVs
Peter Gregory: Bass guitar, BVs
Don Franks: Piano
Richard Klein: Fiddle
Eddie O’Strange:  Producer [Label:Aotearoa, Zealandia]
Maurice Priestley: Engineer.
PriMau Productions +64 21 552 933

Put onto folksong.org.nz website March 2023