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I wrote these ballads in Palmerston North between 1979 and 1990. I had just left teaching in Catholic schools as a Marist Brother, and after 20 years of constant shifts and consequent isolation in this big-city monastic teaching lifestyle, I was learning how to live normally again. These songs chased away my demons, and helped reunite me to the rural Mangamahu community of my childhood.


Barb Wire Annie
1910 - Here's to the girl who delivers our mail
King Dick
1921 - big boar and old drunk, both beheaded.
Thompson's Bus
1948 - We're off to Mangamahu!
Super-Man
    1951 - Topdressing planes at Mangamahu
Pillows of the Dead
1953 - They brought 40 bodies in our shed
Puketapu
     1958 - Mr Bolton, wrongly hanged

The Eel

 1967 - With razor teeth they wait beneath
Wet Dag Crutching Blues
1979 - Actually I loved working as a rousie.
Ite Missa Est
1981 - Farewell to that lonely life
  My Tractor
1983 - My br-in-law was obsessed with cropping
Postholes
1984 - Computerised railway chaos
Aunty May
1985 - She forgot to forget her baby.
The Lady Loader-Driver
1990 - A topdressing strip romance


And I wrote these more recently, in response to various events.

The Wreck of the Box-Feeder Rena

Mist on the Waikato

Dunedin City Council Loves Red Tape
Level Two and Rising

Sugra The Juggler

Black River Mine

Bobby with Name Supression

Midnight Rock

Cattle of New Orleans




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WET DAG CRUTCHING BLUES

John Archer 1979

E/Em                  
Woke me up this morning 
                       E7
Feeling stiff and sore
         A7/Am
Ah, the boss gets us up so early
                         E
Start work at half past four (in the morning!)
            B7
I've been crutching sheep for four days now
              A7/Am                     E
Still got to crutch four thousand sheep more
             B7
Ch.I've got green stains all over my shoes
                A7      B7        E
   I've got the wet dag crutching blues

Well I've got to drive the sheep in Pack them into the catching pens tight Oh those old ewes get stubborn All day I have to shove and fight Don't come into my bed little mama I'm too tired to make love tonight And now I dive into the catching pen I throw a sheep down on the floor And I drag it to the swearing stand I grab for my handpiece once more My Sunbeam slides through the wool and the dags Oh God my back gets so sore Then I have to sort the dags out Before the wool goes into the press It's a stinking slimy dung-heap Oh, it's a green-black rattling mess Old Geof will have to shout us a dozen or more To get rid of our sore distress..

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MY TRACTOR

John Archer 1982

In the 1970s, my brother-in-law Tony Keenan leased hundreds of acres all over
the Manawatu, and ploughed it for wheat, oats, barley, maize, birdseed...

        
Am
I get up in the morning, get out my bed
   G
O Lord,  I've got to earn my daily bread
      Am
So I grab me some breakfast, climb into my ute
   E                                         Am
- Down to the paddock I shoot........ to my tractor.


There she stands by the side of the field
Seven ton of rubber and diesel and steel
Seven tons'f muscle, hear that engine roar
You can get three hundred horsepower, maybe even more.....
....from my tractor.

Chorus
F
Oo - ee, oo - ar
 C
I've got to drive my tractor so far
 F
Round and round 'til it numbs my brain
G
Oh Lord!  Don't make it rain
            Am
....... today.
Into the ground goes my eight furrow plough And the soil turns black, seven acres an hour There's a thousand seagulls in a screeching cloud Scratching for worms, while I sit tall and proud .... ...... on my tractor. In Rongatea, loam; in Opiki clay Grinding through rocks up Colyton way In the sand at Sanson, and out at Bulls too Yes I've ploughed up half of the Manawatu..... ......in my tractor. Chorus We disk and we harrow and sow in the grain An' now is the time you start praying for rain To make the crop green and to make it grow tall At last I can stop...... ...... and overhaul my tractor. Oo - ee, oo - ar I dont have to drive my tractor, no more Round and round 'til it numbs my brain Oh Lord, please make it rain ....... today.

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THE EEL

John Archer 1984

This happened up at Hawkes Bay in 1967 at the start of the duck shooting season.


A                                                D                    A
We were building a mai-mai down at the lake when old Jack speared an eel
       D                   A                    B7               E7
So we lit a fire and with number eight wire,we grilled it for a meal
     A                              D              A
But when the season opened, in our mai-mai all concealed
    D             A                   E7             A
We waited in the chilly dawn, and forgot those slimy eels.

CHORUS
     E7                                 A
With razor teeth they wait beneath the lake-side water weed
     E7                                 A
With razor teeth they wait beneath the lake-side water weed.

Old Jack brought down a duck nearby but his gun-dog stayed at heel,
She'd not go fetching from that lake, she'd seen a big black eel.
So Jack stripped all his clobber off, "Real mean are made of steel"
Jumped in the lake with nothing on, in with that old man eel.

He waded waist-deep through the reeds, then lurched and sort of squealed
The water writhed, he clutched himself "Damn yellow-bellied eel!"
We poured good whisky on his wound, his pain we all could feel
AndI buckled up my belt real tight to keep away that eel.

The ladies phoned his missus; "Oh poor Jack, how does he feel?
Has the doctor fixed his ... 'accident' ... y'know, with the eel?"
Said she, "Jack's sort of ringbarked but still has his sex appeal
But he's bought a ton of gelignite to blast the lake.for eels

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SUGRA THE JUGGLER

John Archer 1990

Sugra was a guest at our house far a few days in September 1990. He fascinated my
15 month old son Rowan with his juggling, and he fascinated me with his lifestyle.    
Sugra the juggler, come down from the mountain
Sugra the juggler, come down to our park
Sugra the juggler, knee-deep in our fountain
Juggling up rainbows from morning to dark.

He was riding along on his red unicycle
When a traffic-cop stopped him with flashing red light.
So he started to juggle right there on the roadway
And the cop burst out laughing "Hey, mate, you're all right."

His hat fi11s with money, though he's not a busker
"You can give what y'want to, or take what y'need"
He's here to show how he keeps his life in balance
As he follows life's rhythms, and lives without greed.

Last night in a dream, I was standing by Sugra,
being splashed by the waves on a cold rocky shore. 
The balls started changing, all rearranging, 
To a mountain, a lake and a green forest floor.

Ruapehu's erupting with molten red lava
A tree-fern's unfolding new leaves to the sun:
And a boy leads the old man to bathe in Lake Taupo
One life nearly ending, one life just begun.

Yes - the boy leads the old man to bathe in Lake Taupo
One cycle un-ending, one song always sung;
One cycle un-ending, one song always sung.

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THE LADY LOADER DRIVER

John Archer 1982-85

Based on a real agricultural flying partnership. About one year of time elapses between each verse. It sounds nicest when sung unaccompanied. You can make it a solo by leaving out verse 2 and changing "you" to "I"etc  in Bill's other verses.

Tracy I lived at Mangamahu helping Dad upon our land 
   He said I'd be a farmer's wife and couldn't understand
   Why I'd waste time in his workshop with a spanner in my hand
   Or go talking to that Fletcher pilot-O

Women in audience
High in the hills where the wild winds blow Talking to that Fletcher pilot-O Bill I was flying off the river flat two hundred tons to sow High country all around me and m'Fletcher climbing slow As I banked across the valley I could see that girl below
And I need another loader-driver-O

Men in audience High in the hills where the wild winds blow
I need another loader-driver-O

Optional - leave out these two if you want a shorter song.
Tracy
This kitchen is a prison but that Fletcher pilot's free When he banks above our farmhouse Bill dips a wing to me When he leaves our farm tomorrow in in his plane I want to be I'll go working with that Fletcher pilot-O. High in the hills etc

Bill
She asked me for a job so I said "Hop in the back If you can drive a loader up a muddy hillfarm track If you can fix a fuel pump and the long hours you can hack Sure, you can be my loader driver-O," High in the hills...
Tracy I've got grease upon my overalls, the dry dust burns my skin But I've driven up that farm track, dug super from the bin And I've got the loader waiting as Bill brings his Fletcher in I'm working as a loader driver-O, High in the hills... Bill In the cockpit close together we're flying back to base, An oilpipe burst this morning, but you got it replaced Since you've been working with me I feel much more at peace You're not bad as a loader driver-O, High in the hills... Tracy And now I drive the office desk, I'm manager you see And then Bill brings me roses........ says he wants to marry me He's kind and brave and handsome, with that you must agree He's more than just a Fletcher pilot-O, High in the hills... Both of them Golden summer lunch-hour lying underneath the wing Your arms are close about me love, I give you everything . . . my love! . . and in the stillness. . . I hear a bellbird sing How I love my (Fletcher pilot-O/ loader driver-O)
All of audience
High in the hills where a warm wind flows How I love my (Fletcher pilot-O/ loader driver-O)
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