| Mangamahu Ballads |
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These ballads helped reunite me to my rural Mangamahu childhood, and that support from Mangamahu enabled me to adjust to city and family life.I wrote them in Palmerston North between 1979 and 1990. I had just left the Marist Brothers, and after 20 years in this monastic teaching lifestyle, I was learning how to live in a normal way again.
John Archer
| Thompson's
Bus Wet Dag Crutching Blues Super-Man |
Postholes
Barb Wire Annie The Eel |
Sugra
The Juggler My Tractor The Lady Loader-Driver |
| Pillows of the Dead | Puketapu |
E/Em
Woke me up this morning
E7
Feeling stiff and sore
A7/Am
Ah, the boss gets us up so early
E
Start work at half past four (in the morning!)
B7
I've been crutching sheep for four days now
A7/Am E
Still got to crutch four thousand sheep more
B7
Ch.I've got green stains all over my shoes
A7 B7 E
I've got the wet dag crutching blues
Well I've got to drive the sheep in
Pack them into the catching pens tight
Oh those old ewes get stubborn
All day I have to shove and fight
Don't come into my bed little mama
I'm too tired to make love tonight
And now I dive into the catching pen
I throw a sheep down on the floor
And I drag it to the swearing stand
I grab for my handpiece once more
My Sunbeam slides through the wool and the dags
Oh God my back gets so sore
Then I have to sort the dags out
Before the wool goes into the press
It's a stinking slimy dung-heap
Oh, it's a green-black rattling mess
Old Geof will have to shout us a dozen or more
To get rid of our sore distress.. |
C F
In Mangamahu nineteen fifty one
C G7
When I was a little boy
C F
An old Tiger Moth flew over our farm
C G7 C
Like some enormous toy
C F
They poured superphosphate into its hopper
C G7
It staggered into the air
C F
And high up on the ridge a long plume of dust
C G7 C
As super went everywhere
F C G7
Superman, superman, swooping through the sky
C F
In an old war-surplus Tiger Moth
C G C
Like a funny butterfly.
Then the Tiger was replaced by the Cessna
Such beauty I had never seen
I made a model Cessna for my little brother David
He topdressed our back lawn all green
But back in the hills a Cessna crashed
And they brought out the pilot dead
And the rich, rich green of the young rye grass
Was stained with a bright, bright red
Superman, superman such beauty in the sky
But the Cessna failed to clear that ridge
And we saw thet pilot die
(Instrumental,developed from chords of chorus)
(Go up to key of D)
Now the valley grew so wealthy
From the super-pilots' loads
The farmers all bought big new motor cars
They tar-sealed the back country roads.
The farmers' wives drove out every day
TO the big bright shops in town
And the Mangamahu store went bankrupt,
The Mangamahu pub closed down.
Superman, superman
Raining riches from the sky
But we all went chasing the bright city lights
And we let our community die.
(Unaccompanied, slowly)
Superman, oh superman, swooping through the sky
In that old war-surplus Tiger Moth
Like a funny butterfly... |
My Brother-in-law, Tony Keenan, leased hundreds of acres all over the Manawatu, and ploughed it for wheat, oats, barley, maize, birdseed...
Am
I get up in the morning, get out my bed
G
O Lord, I've got to earn my daily bread
Am
So I grab me some breakfast, climb into my ute
E Am
- Down to the paddock I shoot........ to my tractor.
There she stands by the side of the field
Seven ton of rubber and diesel and steel
Seven tons'f muscle, hear that engine roar
You can get three hundred horsepower, maybe even more.....
....from my tractor.
Chorus
F
Oo - ee, oo - ar
C
I've got to drive my tractor so far
F
Round and round 'til it numbs my brain
G
Oh Lord! Don't make it rain
Am
....... today.
Into the ground goes my eight furrow plough
And the soil turns black, seven acres an hour
There's a thousand seagulls in a screeching cloud
Scratching for worms, while I sit tall and proud ....
...... on my tractor.
In Rongatea, loam; in Opiki clay
Grinding through rocks up Colyton way
In the sand at Sanson, and out at Bulls too
Yes I've ploughed up half of the Manawatu.....
......in my tractor.
Chorus
We disk and we harrow and sow in the grain
An' now is the time you start praying for rain
To make the crop green and to make it grow tall
At last I can stop......
...... and overhaul my tractor.
Oo - ee, oo - ar
I dont have to drive my tractor, no more
Round and round 'til it numbs my brain
Oh Lord, please make it rain
....... today.
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Tim was working as a shunter at the Milson Yards in Palmerston North in 1980. His boss kept annoying him by making him continually re-arrange a lot of empty goods wagons (freight cars). So Tim got rid of all the wagons...
C
My name's Sam and I'm a shunter;
Am
Out at Milson I work wonders
F C G
As I shuffle rakes of wagons to and fro
C
But lately it's been tragic,
Am
For despite computer magic
F G7 C
Those goods won't go where goods-trains used to go!
Chorus;
F C
For they're closing all the country sidings down
G C F C
Tearing all the tracks out from the ground
F
What am I going to do?
C Am
To get these postholes through?
D7 G7 C
Since they're closing all the country sidings down:
"Here's five hundred prefab postholes,
For a Mangaweka farmer,"
I wrote on some empty wagons in the yard.
"But they've built the deviation,
And closed old 'Weka station,
So we took them to Taihape," said the guard.
I sent postholes through the gorge,
To a fencer at Oringi,
But a phone call came from Dannevirke to say:
"Well, your wagons have arrived,
But we can't find a thing inside!
You'd better make a claim for postholes right away!"
So I thought I'd try again,
With some holes to Bonny Glen,
But they only got as far as Marton Yards,
Where they sent them on by road,
A whole truck and trailer load,
Now I've got to pay the double handling charge.
Chorus
Then a cocky back of Westmere
Said "Me postholes never got here"
Others turned up cracked and broken: clogged with sand.
That's why from Newman to Okoia
And up back of Mangahuia,
They've gone back to digging postholes out by hand.
Chorus
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My thanks to Guy Gibson for allowing me to sing this song about his remarkable mother. She delivered mail to the settlers in the hills of the upper Mangamahu district from about 1904-1910.
(spoken)Ladies and gentlemen,
Here's to the girl who delivers our mail.
Here's to BARB-WIRE ANNIE.
G D7
There was mud on your oilskins and battered felt hat
G
As you rode by at dawn on your way down Hale's Track
C
Forty miles there and forty miles back.
D7 G
Hard ride for Bill and for Annie
D7 G
You've brought us our letters, newspapers, so much
A7 D7
With a yarn at the gate you have kept us in touch
G C
When you rode by today on your way to the church
D7 G
We all sung out "Good on yer, Annie."
CHORUS
D7 C G
So here's to the girl who delivers our mail,
D7 G
Here's to Barb-wire Annie.
D7
Though the track's deep in mud,
Though the river's in flood
D7 G
You can't stop our Barb-wire Annie
Now the Ridge Road in winter is wet greasy clay
There's mud three feet deep where young Bert bogged the dray
And at the Blue Cliff the whole road slips away
But you can't stop our Barb-wire Annie.
When that new barb-wire fencing they've put up all round
Stops you from reaching the high harder ground
You just pull out your pliers and 'wang!' go the wires.
You can't stop our Barb-wire Annie
Chorus
And your saddle-bag is marked proudly, 'Royal Mail'
But today it protected your lace bridal veil
That graced you in style as you walked up the aisle.
God bless you, Barb-wire Annie.
Chorus (instrumental or 'la-la la')
And I must thank the cooks, we've had more than enough
Of your wild pork and pumpkin, your trifle, plum duff.
But now put the sponge cakes and cream puffs aside
And all charge your glasses, a toast to the bride.
To our dear Annie Gibson, you'd not be denied
Good health to Barb-wire Annie.
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This happened up at Hawkes Bay in 1967 at the start of the duck shooting season.
A D A
We were building a mai-mai down at the lake when old Jack speared an eel
D A B7 E7
So we lit a fire and with number eight wire,we grilled it for a meal
A D A
But when the season opened, in our mai-mai all concealed
D A E7 A
We waited in the chilly dawn, and forgot those slimy eels.
CHORUS
E7 A
With razor teeth they wait beneath the lake-side water weed
E7 A
With razor teeth they wait beneath the lake-side water weed.
Old Jack brought down a duck nearby but his gun-dog stayed at heel,
She'd not go fetching from that lake, she'd seen a big black eel.
So Jack stripped all his clobber off, "Real mean are made of steel"
Jumped in the lake with nothing on, in with that old man eel.
He waded waist-deep through the reeds, then lurched and sort of squealed
The water writhed, he clutched himself "Damn yellow-bellied eel!"
We poured good whisky on his wound, his pain we all could feel
AndI buckled up my belt real tight to keep away that eel.
The ladies phoned his missus; "Oh poor Jack, how does he feel?
Has the doctor fixed his ... 'accident' ... y'know, with the eel?"
Said she, "Jack's sort of ringbarked but still has his sex appeal
But he's bought a ton of gelignite to blast the lake.for eels
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Sugra was a guest at our house far a few days in September 1990. He fascinated my 15 month old son Rowan with his juggling, and he fascinated me with his lifestyle.
Sugra the juggler, come down from the mountain Sugra the juggler, come down to our park Sugra the juggler, knee-deep in our fountain Juggling up rainbows from morning to dark. He was riding along on his red unicycle When a traffic-cop stopped him with flashing red light. So he started to juggle right there on the roadway And the cop burst out laughing "Hey, mate, you're all right." His hat fi11s with money, though he's not a busker "You can give what y'want to, or take what y'need" He's here to show how he keeps his life in balance As he follows life's rhythms, and lives without greed. Last night in a dream, I was standing by Sugra, being splashed by the waves on a cold rocky shore. The balls started changing, all rearranging, To a mountain, a lake and a green forest floor. Ruapehu's erupting with molten red lava A tree-fern's unfolding new leaves to the sun: And a boy leads the old man to bathe in Lake Taupo One life nearly ending, one life just begun. Yes - the boy leads the old man to bathe in Lake Taupo One cycle un-ending, one song always sung; One cycle un-ending, one song always sung. |
Based on a real agricultural flying partnership. About one year of time elapses between each verse. It sounds nicest when sung unaccompanied. You can make it a solo by leaving out verse 2 and changing "you" to "I" in Bill's other verses.
Tracy I lived at Mangamahu helping Dad upon our land
He said I'd be a farmer's wife and couldn't understand
Why I'd waste time in his workshop with a spanner in my hand
Or go talking to that Fletcher pilot-O
High in the hills where the wild winds blow
Talking to that Fletcher pilot-O
Bill I was flying off the river flat two hundred tons to sow
High country all around me and my Fletcher climbing slow
As I banked across the valley I could see that girl below
And I need another loader-driver-O, High in the hills...
Tracy I've got grease upon my overalls, the dry dust burns my skin
But I've driven up that farm track, dug super from the bin
And I've got the loader waiting as Bill brings his Fletcher in
I'm working as a loader driver-O, High in the hills...
Bill In the cockpit close together we're flying back to base,
An oilpipe burst this morning , but you got it replaced
Since you've been working with me I feel much more at peace
You're not bad as a loader driver-O, High in the hills...
Tracy And now I drive the office desk, I'm manager you see
And yet Bill brings me roses, says he wants to marry me
He's kind and brave and handsome, with that you must agree
He's more than just a Fletcher pilot-O, High in the hills...
Both of them Golden summer lunch-hour lying underneath the wing
Your arms are close about me love, I give you everything
. . . my love! . . and in the stillness. . . I hear a bellbird sing
How I love my (Fletcher pilot-O/ loader driver-O)
High in the hills where a warm wind flows
How I love my (Fletcher pilot-O/ loader driver-O)
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