We three
kings of Orient are
One on a tractor, two in a car
One on a scooter
Tooting his hooter
Following yonder star
Oh, oh
Star of wonder
Star of light
Star of bewdy, she'll be right
Star of glory, that's the story
Following yonder star . ..
John Clark sang
this in his Fred Dagg persona.
If you sing the line "We three kings of Orient are" to almost any older
NZer, and you will get the immediate response, "One on a tractor, two in
a car... "